It is shark week.

The crimson tide is high.

Aunt Flo is here, along with the Country Cousins.

My panty shields are up.

I am trolling for vampires.

The Ovarian Operating System is rebooting.

I am at T minus 9 months and holding.

If you haven't yet figured out that I am on my period, get the fuck off my blog.

I hereby declare rights on all red wine, pain ( Read more... )